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The AU!Pet Person Meme

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Hello, and welcome to The Care and Keeping of Your Pet! As you surely know, a pet is a big responsibility, and we're so glad you've decided to be a conscientious master. A safe pet is a happy pet, and this handbook is certain to keep your precious lifelong friend as content as can be.

The history of the animal person is a long and difficult one, with their origins not being known even to this day. However, scientists believe that despite our common appearance - most animal people have humanoid forms except for the ears, tails, and sometimes teeth - we share no common ancestry, even if the ascent of this species corresponds with that of the homo sapiens. We gained dominance over each breed thousands of years ago, beginning with the dog type, who have long been considered "man's best friend." Most breeds these days are docile and perfect for owners of any speed.

Of course, it is our duty as the superior species to take care of these animal creatures, and this is inherent in their genetic makeup. Everyone knows that an animal person, when matched with their correct human master, is loyal for life - a true "soulmate," if you will. Far be it for us to turn this away! Ever since the Great Domestication, these intelligent and loving animals have served us as friends, workmates, guardians, servants, and sexual companions and will for years to come. Despite recent hubbub from so-called "Pet People's Rights Activists," this way of life is wholesome and good. Scientific research shows that the natural desire of the pet person is to be owned and cared for by a human.

So, it's your first pet. What do you need to know?
 As previously stated, pet people come in as many breeds as you can possibly think of. By far and away the most popular are the dog and cat types, but exotic birds and lizards have been gaining popularity among trendsetters from L.A. to Tokyo!
 All pet types are best suited for certain jobs, and when hunting for one, it is best to search for a type that suits your needs best.
 However, a "True Match" - when a pet person bonds with you and only you for the rest of their natural lives - comes naturally, and sometimes takes time before you can find the pet you will be able to give a forever home to.
 According to all current research, pet people are completely sentient and like us in many ways. However, it is important to remember that they have many animalistic and feral characteristics. Do not be foolish and think that your pet is a person, despite the facts that many are clothed and may be allowed to read, write, and have "hobbies." Some traditional pet owners may eschew these frivolities, and that is within their right.
 It is important to train a pet. Discipline will be necessary. This does not make you a bad owner. Failure to train early will result in a rebellious pet. Training is especially important if you want your pet to serve as a household servant.
 Remember, your pet will be extremely protective of you, especially if you are Truly Bonded. It is best to socialize them early. A socialized pet is a perfect family pet.
 These days, unowned and unbonded pet people are allowed to live as strays or "Frees" in certain designated areas. Some even hold "jobs." This is against their best interest, and owners who adopt these strays are to be rewarded. Still, the best place to get pets are from licensed kennels or breeders.
 Some masters find it beneficial to participate in activities with their pets, such as shows and other competitions.
 Finally, much has been made about the sexual relationship between pet and master. This is a normal facet of the bond, and humans are sure to find pet people sexually alluring. But beyond that, it is only responsible and prudent for owners to care for their pet's needs. It is a well-known fact that the libidos of pet people are remarkably strong, and when they go into heat, it is usually more convenient for a master to relieve them. There is no risk of pregnancy. All rumors of hybrids are urban legends.
 Despite this, masters must remember to not view their pets as romantic partners. Humans should stay with humans.

Taken and cut down from bakerstreet, you all know what to do
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The BLUSH BLUSH meme

( a transformation shipping meme )

 
Whoops, looks like you got your hands on some magical cursed water and have become one of the many new Manimals! (human + animal so everyone can join the fun) Thankfully that's not going to stop you from enjoying your everyday life, but it's surprising how many things become harder without hands. Like opening pudding, god you miss pudding. They say TRUE LOVE can break the curse, doesn't it always, so best get out there and get your tappy-taps. Or don't, who knows, maybe you're one of those weirdos who actually likes this.



( how to play )
  • Your character is now an animal, but that's okay, they can still talk just like before. In fact, nobody seems to really care, manimals are treated just like people...usually! Looks like this little problem is becoming more common, so you better keep showing up for work. No, you can't be excused because you're a cow,
  • True love breaks the curse!! Not like that's surprising, but how hard are you gonna look for it? Do you want to turn back right away, but can't find anyone who would fall for such a furious beast? Or maybe you're cute as a button and have gotten used to all this extra attention. Maybe you're still human and feel bad for these poor cursed people and want to help them out, or possibly worse, handed them that cursed water to begin with and can't live with the guilt!! Maybe you're both cursed and are trying to make a relationship work between a cobra and a mongoose, who knows!! The possibilities are endless!!
  • This curse is slow, you don't change back just like that!! After getting to know someone and scoring that first kiss, manimals will find themselves as adorable kemonomimi versions of themselves, keeping their ears and tails!! Or cool face markings if they didn't have ears! Or whatever, it's all good!! Wow, looks like this is really working, better keep it up. 100k more dinners should do the trick, right?
  • Make sure to put your preferences and what animal your character is in your top level!
  • Have fun! You don't even have to play shippy scenarios, sometimes you just have to make fun of the guy who transformed into a chicken to feel better about your own transformation, okay?
 

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